Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Therapy Sessions

3 months ago I started attending 'group therapy sessions'.
Everyone is given 10 minutes to talk about the most shameful or embarrassing thing that has happened to them in the previous week.
A vote is then held to choose the most compelling confession.
Last week it was Mr Bruge who won.

Mr Bruge had been having marital problems with his wife, not serious, just bedroom pressures.
Mrs Bruge seems to have one excuse or the other everytime  her husband asks for sex.He even begs but to no avail. For 6 weeks now.

'Last Friday, I was so low, I decided to go to a bar and drink a couple of beers', he tells us.
'Temptation to stray is great, but I am in therapy and learning to control my impulses', he continues.
By the time he went back home, his mind was so numbed by sexual feelings, and knowing his wife was a no-no, he went straight to the bathroom to jerk off.
'I heard strange noise coming from the bathroom as I was preparing to get in and do my thing.', he says sadly.
'Only to discover my wife was in uncontrollable euphoria, in the middle of orgasm as she was masturbating herself''.
'It would have been better if she was with another man', he blurts, bitterly.