Sunday, January 23, 2011
Sunday, January 16, 2011
Kamlesh Pattni becomes Chairman of Kenya Coucil of Elders
Kamlesh Pattni is chairman of Kenya council of elders!
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Crazy Acts
Some men never cease to amaze.
Today I was reading a news article about a man who walked too close to a woman as they left a train station, brushing his body against hers... He tried to fondle her but she rejected his advances and walked away, but not before seeing him stand next to a wall and jerking off.
Now the police are looking for the jerk off. What will he be charged with?
Today I was reading a news article about a man who walked too close to a woman as they left a train station, brushing his body against hers... He tried to fondle her but she rejected his advances and walked away, but not before seeing him stand next to a wall and jerking off.
Now the police are looking for the jerk off. What will he be charged with?
New Day
Been wondering whether to stop taking beer, or smoking...
Just can stop taking both, one indulgence is necessary.
Currently am experimenting on smoking.
My lips are cracked from "cigarette thirst" but I am determined to beat the addiction.
Just can stop taking both, one indulgence is necessary.
Currently am experimenting on smoking.
My lips are cracked from "cigarette thirst" but I am determined to beat the addiction.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
The food I like to eat
Now that I am in no-smoking state, I am also eating a lot of food.
A man must indulge in something.
The roasted chicken with carrots is one of my favorites.
A man must indulge in something.
The roasted chicken with carrots is one of my favorites.
Therapy Sessions
3 months ago I started attending 'group therapy sessions'.
Everyone is given 10 minutes to talk about the most shameful or embarrassing thing that has happened to them in the previous week.
A vote is then held to choose the most compelling confession.
Last week it was Mr Bruge who won.
Mr Bruge had been having marital problems with his wife, not serious, just bedroom pressures.
Mrs Bruge seems to have one excuse or the other everytime her husband asks for sex.He even begs but to no avail. For 6 weeks now.
'Last Friday, I was so low, I decided to go to a bar and drink a couple of beers', he tells us.
'Temptation to stray is great, but I am in therapy and learning to control my impulses', he continues.
By the time he went back home, his mind was so numbed by sexual feelings, and knowing his wife was a no-no, he went straight to the bathroom to jerk off.
'I heard strange noise coming from the bathroom as I was preparing to get in and do my thing.', he says sadly.
'Only to discover my wife was in uncontrollable euphoria, in the middle of orgasm as she was masturbating herself''.
'It would have been better if she was with another man', he blurts, bitterly.
Everyone is given 10 minutes to talk about the most shameful or embarrassing thing that has happened to them in the previous week.
A vote is then held to choose the most compelling confession.
Last week it was Mr Bruge who won.
Mr Bruge had been having marital problems with his wife, not serious, just bedroom pressures.
Mrs Bruge seems to have one excuse or the other everytime her husband asks for sex.He even begs but to no avail. For 6 weeks now.
'Last Friday, I was so low, I decided to go to a bar and drink a couple of beers', he tells us.
'Temptation to stray is great, but I am in therapy and learning to control my impulses', he continues.
By the time he went back home, his mind was so numbed by sexual feelings, and knowing his wife was a no-no, he went straight to the bathroom to jerk off.
'I heard strange noise coming from the bathroom as I was preparing to get in and do my thing.', he says sadly.
'Only to discover my wife was in uncontrollable euphoria, in the middle of orgasm as she was masturbating herself''.
'It would have been better if she was with another man', he blurts, bitterly.
My hands-off-smoking diary
I have decided to stop smoking.
Now, don't get me wrong. I am talking about cigarettes.
3 days and counting. Today morning almost cried from thirst.
Still holding out but really difficult.
The temptation to smoke is overwhelming.
2) It is now 5 days since I last held a cigarette. I am still craving for a stick, but just keeping the temptation at bay. Tough times.
Now, don't get me wrong. I am talking about cigarettes.
3 days and counting. Today morning almost cried from thirst.
Still holding out but really difficult.
The temptation to smoke is overwhelming.
2) It is now 5 days since I last held a cigarette. I am still craving for a stick, but just keeping the temptation at bay. Tough times.
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